Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again

Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again Can T A Girl Dress Like A Hooker, Dance Like A Stripper, And Kiss Like A Porn Star And Still Be A Nineteen Year Old VirginYou Ll Never Blue Ball In This Town Again Is The Laugh Out Loud Story Of An Attractive Los Angeles Woman Who Found Herself In The Predicament Of Being An Unwilling Virgin As An Actress, Writer, And Stand Up Comedienne, Heather McDonald Passed Up Ample Opportunities To Have Her V Card Revoked By Handsome, Rich, And Sometimes Even Fabulously Famous Men, But She Could Not Bring Herself To Do It Until Well After Her Friends Had Been Deflowered As Chelsea Handler So Lovingly Puts It, Thank God, Heather Waited Twenty Seven Years To Lose Her Virginity Or She Wouldn T Have Any Material For This Book Whether In A Backseat, A Community Pool, Or A Sports Stadium, With A Frat Boy, A Doctor, Or An A List Celebrity, Heather McDonald Knew How To Turn Those Boys Blue Unlike Putting Out, Blue Balling Might Not Have Paid Her Rent Or Landed Her Free Trips To Hawaii, But It Did Provide Her With Hilarious Stories And Adventures In Her Search For True Love And, Ultimately, Her Very Own Happy Ending Now, Heather McDonald Will Never Blue Ball In This Town Again. Synopsis Comedienne Heather McDonald, best known for her appearances on the hit TV show Chelsea Lately, was a virgin until she was 27 years old Sure she had lots of boyfriends, was a sorority sister, and went on plenty of dates, but the idealistic California girl was holding out for Mr Right, while simultaneously holding out on everyone else McDonald recounts her sexless youth and how she finally gave it up Review I wish I had not read this book and there are two reasons for that First, Synopsis Comedienne Heather McDonald, best known for her appearances on the hit TV show Chelsea Lately, was a virgin until she was 27 years old Sure she had lots of boyfriends, was a sorority sister, and went on plenty of dates, but the idealistic California girl was holding out for Mr Right, while simultaneously holding out on everyone else McDonald recounts her sexless youth and how she finally gave it up Review I wish I had not read this book and there are two reasons for that First, because I disliked this book so much, I wanted and still want my money back This memoir was a waste of words and paper The reason I feel that way is the second reason I wish I had not read this book it made me severely dislike Heather McDonald I used to really enjoy her appearances on the round table on Chelsea Lately and I thought she was
What an appropriate title for Heather LongBoobs McDonald s new book I sped through several chapters on Heather s past sexless relationships, eager to see exactly how she lost her virginity at age 27, and when the moment of truth finally comes, the entire ordeal is described in ONE MEASLY SENTENCE Of course, as we all know, Heather ultimately got her happy ending with a loving husband and children, but that part of her life is described in give or take 15 pages As the title promises, I lit What an appropriate title for Heather LongBoobs McDonald s new book I sped through several chapters on Heather s past sexless relationships, eager to see exactly how she lost her virginity at age 27, and when the moment of truth finally comes, the entire ordeal is described in ONE MEASLY SENTENCE Of course, as we all know, Heather ultimately got her happy ending with a loving husband and children, but that part of her life is described in give or take 15 pages As the title promises, I literally felt blue balled once I reached the story s end Although Heather often talks about her dry humping expertise, the book lacks a thorough discussion of sex and what it really meant to finally give up her V card.By far, my biggest complaint is that the book rambles on so much that it feels like a stream of consciousness writing I say that because each chapter starts with one story but somehow will lead to ten different tangential stories from Heather s lif
This odd book is sometimes offensive, other times contains shreds of morality, and ends up being strangely intriguing McDonald writes about losing her virginity Or not losing her virginity would be a better way to put it She goes until age 27 before she finally does it with a guy, and when she does we get only one paragraph about it So if you re waiting for a big reveal, there isn t one Instead we get a lot of stories that show what a selfish, bratty, sexual tease she is She sleeps with gu This odd book is sometimes offensive, other times contains shreds of morality, and ends up being strangely intriguing McDonald writes about losing her virginity Or not losing her virginity would be a better way to put it She goes until age 27 before she finally
This book was not nearly as funny as I thought it would be I thought since she was a comedian with Chelsea Handler that it would have some semblance of humor however, I was wrong It is not funny Sure, there are a couple funny one liners, but that s it All she talks about is being in a sorority at USC and her experiences dating people who wanted to have sex with her, but she held onto her V Card When the time did come that she lost her virginity, it was only a small paragraph about it The This book was not nearly as funny as I thought it would be I thought since she was a comedian with Chelsea Handler that it would have some semblance of humor however, I was wrong It is not funny Sure, there are a couple funny one liners, but that s it All she talks about is being in a sorority at USC and her experiences dating people who wanted to have sex with her, but she held onto her V Card When the time did come that she lost her virginity, it was only a small paragraph about it The purpose of the book was to talk about her dating life up until the point she lost her virginity at the age of 27, but instead all she talked about was slutty sorority girls and frat parties OH, and the time she met Jerry Seinfeld and V
Really between 2 and 3 stars for me I enjoyed it Although I have the feeling if you asked me about it next week I might be hard pressed to tell you that much about it While working it out though, it was an enjoyable and quick read She s pretty funny Her writing is, even though it feels as if she s continually setting up her own jokes, funny You got to give it up see what I did there, aren t I fucking clever for a girl who doesn t lose her V until she s 27 This is also My Lovely Bride Really between 2 and 3 stars for me I enjoyed it Although I have the feeling if you asked
I read this book for the sole reason that Heather McDonald is a friend of Chelsea Handler, not to mention a writer on her show Although it seems this book was an attempt to write in the style of Ms Handler, the tangents and less interesting stories was a bit of a letdown If I was asked why I fell this book did not live up to Ms Handler s books, I would say that Ms Handler iswilling to be candid and honest, while Ms McDonald seemed to be holding back The charm of Ms Handler s books I read this book for the sole reason that Heather McDonald is a friend of Chelsea Handler, not to mention a
This book was written by one of the comedians that is on Chelsea Lately a lot And while I can t stand the show or Chelsea I really enjoyed this book a lot I liked the way it was written, very conversational style as well as the topic While dated a lot, Girl was a virgin until she was like 27 It was a very LA based book, what with Girl growing up in the Valley and going to school at USC puke and of course, staying in LA, trying to make it as an actress writer comedian After a while, the This book was written by one of the comedians that is on Chelsea Lately a lot And while I can t stand the show or Chelsea I really enjoyed this book a lot I liked the way it was written, very conversational style as well as the topic While dated a lot, Girl was a virgin until she was like 27 It was a very LA based book, what with Girl growing up in the Valley and going to school at USC puke and of course, staying in LA, trying to make it as an actress writer comedian After a while, the guys got kind of confusing, because like every chapter was a different or 2 guys Also, she would go off on tangents, which oddly, weren t that annoying to me, because I talk like that all the time too The thing that annoyed me the most was her loyalty to USC If she worked or made out with an actor or dated someone who had any relation to USC, it was mentioned No one cares about that People w
I really wished this book could have been funnier because I wanted to like itthan I did It s the story about comedian Heather McDonald, a writer for Chelsie Lately, and her quest to not give it up until she s met the right guy, which doesn t happen until she s 27 years old Yet she s in Hollywood and she s a very sexual woman She just the queen of blue balling I think all women could learn from McDonald I don t think we blue ball enough, personally McDonald had this impressive ability I really wished this book could have been funnier because I wanted to like itthan I did It s the story about comedian Heather McDonald, a writer for Chelsie Lately, and her quest to not give it u
The premise for this book is that Heather was a virgin until she was 27 In Hollywood While trying to make it as a comic and a writer This is the story of how she eventually lost her virginity and met the man of her dreams, who eventually became her husband It s a modern day love story with a lot of dry humping.Heather s choices
Blech Reading this book was like eating leftovers that have been sitting in the fridge too long I feel like I need to read something good to get the taste out of my mouth I picked this up because I wanted something silly and mindless to read when I wasn t feeling well Now I remember why I don

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  • Paperback
  • 272 pages
  • Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again
  • Heather McDonald
  • English
  • 09 November 2018
  • 1439176280