Hosed (Happy Cat, #1)

Hosed (Happy Cat, #1) The World S Sexiest Firefighter Is About To Get A Second Chance With The Virgin Next DoorHe S Bossy, Arrogant, And So Ridiculously Hot He Should Come With A Warning Label And A Pair Of Flame Retardant Coveralls.He S Also The Boy Who Broke My Heart When We Were In High School.I Want To Move In Next Door To Ryan O Dell The Way I Want To Be The Virgin Gamer Geek Suddenly In Charge Of Running My Sister S Sex Toy Factory Too Bad Both Are Written In My Stars.Yeah, I M The World S Oldest Virgin Code Writing Nerd.And He S The World S Hottest Firefighter.And Even Though He Intimidates The Heck Out Of Me, I Can T Seem To Control My Libido When He S Around.Where Is My Dignity My Self Respect My Panties Seriously Have You Seen Them Anyone Maybe They Re Hiding In His Bedroom With My Heart.Yeah, I Know I M Hosed.So Hosed Hosed Is A Steamy, Fun Romantic Comedy Between A Firefighter And The Virgin Nerd Next Door, Complete With A Pet Raccoon, Scandalous Gossip, And Dildo Football No, Really This Romance Has No Cheating Or Cliffhangers, And Ends With A Banging Hot Happily Ever After. Hosed is a sexy, sweet, fun, quirky, did I say sexy, rom com by Pippa Grant and Lili Valente I have read several of Pippa s books and love them but this is my very first involving Lili Valente If this is any example of what I m in store for, there will definitely be Cassie Sunderwell is, in her own words, the world s oldest virgin code writing nerd She grew up in Happy Cat, Georgia with her sister, Savannah and her parents but now she lives in San Francisco doing a job she loves, writing code for apps In high school she had a huge crush on the hottest guy in school, Ryan O Dell Without ever knowing how she felt, Ryan broke her heart It s been nine years since then She d like to think she was all over it Well, maybe not Cassie s sister was running her dream company, Sunshine Sex Toys factory, which was, of course, right next to the town post office taxidermy shop in Happy Cat, when she or less went off the deep end which resulted from a terrible divorce Savannah left the country on an extended trip leav
Co author s note, Release Day AAAHHH It s here I m SO excited for this fun, sweet, sexy hot romantic comedy to be out in the world spreading joy And terrible ideas about getting pet raccoons And awful Christmas decoration suggestions And new games for teenagers to play.Or maybe not that last one.But HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY, HOSED Co author s note, 4 days before release OMG OMG OMG It s almost here Ryan and Cassie and the Happy Cat crew and the factory and the raccoon I love the raccoon I WANT A RACCOON Co author s note, 1.5 weeks before release Listened to the audio files of Hosed, narrated by Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose, and swoon Gah, I m so excited for release day Co author
4 George Cooney StarsYou can t go wrong with a crazy pet raccoon, a hot fireman, a woman who manages a sex toy factory and a weirdo freak bad guy that likes sheep WAY too much I really enjoyed this faced paced, laugh out loud small town
See my notes and quote This is one of those books that you read when you want something light and funny Not a whole lot of brain or heart involved I wish it was free like some of this author s other books I might not download them in a rush to read it s not the type of writing style or book that sinks its claws into me Only intense passion, love, suspense, mystery, etc can do that to me This was not that.The story is simple small town hot firefighter meets the geeky girl he always liked from HS, who s back in town to help run her sister s sex toy factory while said sister is escaping her messed up life somewhere else That s it folks End of plot Not a whole lot of emotional baggage for either of the MCs Their childhood issue was easily resolved.Yes, there s a little on who set the fires to the sex toy shop, and toward the end the H does something stupid, is pretty quickly forgiven, after pretty quickly groveling for forgiveness Not a whole lot of angst here, for which I am thankful I like angst when it relates to intense passion and
3.5 starsThis was funny and pretty different as characters go but i had hoped to like it The hottie fireman has a pet raccoon which was fun and adorable and he was definitely swoon worthy Then we have the female mc who was geeky yet hilarious, for some reason these two just seem to fit together They have t
Fun sweet light reading I like this book very much The sex toy is a fun aspect of the story The hero is such a sweet sweet man The heroine is free spirited I just wish there is steam on the steamy department George deserves a book of his own Overal this is a fun read 4 stars Rom com,really not my go for romance,but I enjoy Lili Vcalente and thought to give this a try.The romance was sweet,and the comedy part was ok,I did chuckle a few times.George Clooney,the pet raccoon stole the book for me.There see
What do you get when you cross a scene stealing raccoon, a hot and sexy firefighter, a geeky and smart and beautiful virgin, a sex toy factory and small town, sometimes small minded people Shenanigans, wild and crazy shenanigans.Such wild and crazy shenanigans that you find yourself grinning like a fool, laughing aloud at the outrageous of some of the hilarious situations Cassie and Ryan find themselves in Seriously, I need those rules for dildo football STAT And someone make a book with all the texts between Cassie and her sister ASAP Hosed is by far the funniest book I have read this year yeah, it s early, but the bar is set very high to surpass my enjoyment Missy, 5 George Cooney stars AUDIO REVIEW This is a really light, sweet, fun romance But y all George the trash panda stole the show And no I m not even kidding.Seriously, this is romantic comedy at its finest A lit
Hilarious and sweet rom com.Put two of my favourite authors together and they came up with rom com genius Cassie and Ryan had history but once they got it sorted out things didn t settle down like you might think No, their sizzle blazed hot thank goodness Ryan was a yummy fireman and was peppered with sweetness and laughter They were both all about being real and their reality right now Yeah, one side splitting disaster after another And it was than that as if that wasn t enough This was not a dark, serious book the farthest from that you could get yet there were still home truths that made their way sneakily and entertainingly into this one stop read The characters, their story, were unique and funny without ever feeling over the top Their conversations, the situations they found themselves in had me laughing through it all Small town characters, sisterly texts, work complications that had me ROFL and an interesting pet that everyone should e
3.25 stars Full review to come.