At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed Is A Side Splitting Satire That Perfectly Parodies Romance Novels And Western Dramas.Our Hero, Saint James Street James Is A Tall, Extremely Muscular, 32 Year Old Man Whose Attributes And Possessions Include A Mind Stronger Than Socrates On Acid, A Magnificent Horse He Loves Than Anything In The World, A Package So Large That It Requires A Signature, A Beautiful, Passionate Wife With A Rack So Perfect It Belongs On A Billiard Table, A Ton Of Children, And His Own Personal Gold Mine His Life, Set In 1849 Against The Backdrop Of The California Gold Rush, Is One Long Parade Of Amazing Sex, Dynamite Montages, Whiskey, And Explosive Gunfights The Kinds Of Things Men Could Do When Men Were Actually Men He Is The Richest Man In Town Equal Parts Loved And Feared By All But When The Schlager Brothers Come To Town, So Too Comes The End Of The Good Times St James Is Forced To Defend Everything That Matters To Him Including, But Not Limited To Prostitutes, His Horse, Money, And Drugs Oh, And His Wife And Children Too, Sort Of God Help Anyone Who Stands In His Way. Freaking ridiculous awful and funny. A lot of people have seen me reading this and asked how it is I hand them the book and say open to literally any page 90% do so, say something like wtf and have a good laugh These are people I want to know 10% will look over a page and make a face like I just handed them a medical textbook with full color photos of advanced venereal disease symptoms which I think may actually be in the book, come to think of it These are people with whom I want nothing further to do So, hey, good v A lot of people have seen me reading this and asked how it is I hand them the book and say open to literally any page 90% do so, say something like wtf and have a good laugh These are people I want to kno
There is genuinely a laugh out loud moment on every single page It might be the craziest book I ve ever read. Talk about a funny library find A real surprise from the new arrivals shelf Enough so that I think I will start doing these reviews again It helps me keep up An intentionally silly, goofy, nasty book look at the cover A spoof I guess, though it s tough to say what it is a spoof OF maybe the Clint Eastwood style Western Or a romance novel Not sure The back page summary is as good as what I could come up with Our hero, Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32 yea Talk about a funny library find A real surprise from the new arrivals shelf Enough so that I think I will start doing these reviews again It helps me keep up An intentionally silly, goofy, nasty book look at the cover A spoof I guess, though it s tough to say what it is a spoof OF maybe the Clint Eastwood style Western Or a romance novel Not sure The back page summary is as good as what I could come up with Our hero, Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32 year old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he lovesthan anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold R
I read this on a dare after taking a picture of it at Barnes and Noble due to how ridiculous it looked.Imagine that Seth McFarlane and Sylvester Stallone decided to team up and co write a harlequin romance comedy set during the gold rush It s full of unoriginal racist, misogynist, homophobic, classist, sophomoric, frat boyesque jokes And by that, I don t mean that there are occasional jokes that skirt these subjects I mean that the entire narrative takes pride in constantly reminding you are I read this on a dare after taking a picture of it at Barnes and Noble due to how ridiculous it looked.Imagine that Seth McFarlane and Sylvester Stallone decided to team up and co write a harlequin romance comedy set during the gold rush It s full of unoriginal racist, misogynist, homophobic, classist, sophomoric, frat boyesque jokes And by that, I don t mean that there are occasional jokes that skirt these subj
After reading this book, I ve hit puberty for the second time due to the testosterone oozing from these pages A quick synopsis is imagine Sterling Archer being dropped into the west during the gold rush Saint James Street James is a cocky he will tell you inways than one a hole His brashness and machismo is extremely entertaining for the first half of the book, but it then gets repetitive The story follows our hero through his ups and downs while he searches for revenge It s an ex After reading this book, I ve hit puberty for the second time due to the testosterone oozing from these pages A quick synopsis is imagine Ster
I had high hopes for this book when I first read the slip cover and skimmed a few pages before picking it up A Romance Novel For Dudes How could this not be good I now know how I expected humour mixed with satire and a little over the top adventure and while some of these elements are present they are few and far between Removing the few decent bits from this novel leaves you with what is essentially a teenag
Wow So This is a thing that happened.This book was bought on a whim because look at that that title Look at that cover It s a romance novel for dudes Plus the summary is insane.This was 40% over the top hilarious and 60% offensive demeaning Yes, it s an equal opportunity offender, but it was too much most of the time Yet, when it was funny, it was funny.I cannot in good conscience recommend this especially not to women , but if you read it and laugh like a lunatic and then immediately Wow So This is a thing that happened.This book was bought on a whim because look at that that title Look at that cover It s a romance novel for dudes Plus the summary is insane.This was 40% over the top hilarious an
What a quick, fun read This book was an offensive but in an amazingly humourous way escape away from the real world for half a day If you want a satirical, adventurous romp back into California in the 1850s, then this o
I feel like Tucker Max and Seth MacFarlane had a male child and sent him back in time to the Wild West From there a whole lot of sex, killing, and general wild west debauchery ensues. Very funny, and even though horribly offensive, makes you laugh..

⚦ At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed  Books ✫ Author Ross Patterson – Rarefishingbooks.co.uk
  • Hardcover
  • 272 pages
  • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed
  • Ross Patterson
  • English
  • 16 April 2019
  • 1941393497